What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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Rich... Also an ambulance.

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A Buffa-Loan!

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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All your stuff has been donated to charity

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They both make up everything!

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!