What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!