What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!