What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

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What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!