How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.