Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity