Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish