Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.