Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.