Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll