Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll