Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.