Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll