Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish