Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish pokemon.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.