Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.