Battered shrimp.
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Coffee Mug
A communion wafer
They both crustaceans
Because they're shellfish.
Shrimp.
Because he is a little shellfish.
He was a little shellfish
He was a little shellfish.
To get to the other tide.
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
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Because they were both too Shellfish.
Hi-C
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
McBongald's
Jerky.
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
A mushroom!
Cuz they're not for prophets.
They are shellfish.
Iceberg
His treasures.
Bearied.
A wounded cheesie.
No guts.
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
