Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.