Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.