Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.