Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish