What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book