What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh