What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y