What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

Prawn crackers.