What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !