Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.