Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.