Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll