Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.