Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.