Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.