What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.