What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.