What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.