Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two tired.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram