Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.