God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
A Waterloo
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
Ruth-less.
Plaqueface
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
He scared the hell out of him.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
Friendship is magic.
Commaraderie