Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.