Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.