Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do you call friendship between punctuation?

Commaraderie