How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.