How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.