How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.