What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

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What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective