Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*