Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.