Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.