Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.