Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Because he likes to Count.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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A Reba!

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ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.