Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.