Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.