How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.