What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.