What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred