What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.