What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Amy Swallowa.

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She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !