What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm