What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.