What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !