What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

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Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.