Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit