Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit