What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

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Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Ruble Jokes More Ruble Jokes

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar