What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

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Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Ruble Jokes More Ruble Jokes

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.