How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Previous Random Joke Next

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Dog Catcher Jokes More Dog Catcher Jokes

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!