What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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What's a Mexican's favourite video game?

Borderlands.

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!