What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.