What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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What do you call a group of Mexican racists?

The Que Que Que!

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.