What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.