What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.