What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.