How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."