How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.