How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.