How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.