A: Answering the stapler.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
ANSWER: Straw.
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Because she couldn't see that well.
Shine a torch in her ear!
A field of corn.
The specific ocean.
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.