How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.