How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.