How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear