How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).