How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear