Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What is the result?

A tie.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white