I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.
May Divorce be with you.*
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
Lo mein.
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!
A palindromedary.
By tying a knot on its tail.
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
They throw a toaster down the stairs.