Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.