Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.