Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

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What shoes does a tumblr girl wear?

Ughs*

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.