What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Grizzly Jokes More Grizzly Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman