What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Grizzly Jokes More Grizzly Jokes

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf