What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation