What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran