What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned