What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.