What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking