What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.