What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned