What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.