Because they're hill-areas!
Because they can't carry themselves
It's a charming story.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
A man laughing his head off.
Mount Cleverest
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
They are hill areas.