A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff
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Because I've "reddit" before
Because they're paid to.
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Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...
Java -jar jar.jar
Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
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Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist
A snickerdoodle.
He finally got it!
Cause he just got it!
Because he didn't get it.
Hit him in the face with an axe.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Nothing. He just laughed.
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A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
The cow jumped over the moon.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
He writes scary stories.
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
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He has to wait for the verb.
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I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Because part tickles.
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Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
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Tentickles.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
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tickle its balls.
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh
ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.
Ten tickles.
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
It could be your car
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
He types, "HALOL"
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
They told him his wife died recently.
Because they're no laughing matter.
Laughing stalk
Hue hue hue hue
It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.
He was always horsing around.
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.
A guy laughing his balls off.
Because they always miss the joke
Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
Someone laughing their head off
Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.
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Neingag.
I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"
It didn't make cents
A: He was striking a happy medium.
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
I can get through his opening monologue without laughing
Because he screwed up the delivery...
Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.
A: Laughing stock.
Tell him your plans.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
You made m'laugh.
I laugh at neither of them.
The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least
Hit it in the face with an axe.
A: A Yamahahaha
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
A test tickle.
People laugh at my face.
My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut
A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him
A man laughing his head off.
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
He was making a funny face
Their mouth is moving.
Because I don't joke about jokes.
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
A: More guns.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
Because it blew up.
A new last name
He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
The latter represents people that win.
The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
