How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

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How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?

Captain Squid!