What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Squid Jokes More Squid Jokes

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

Fin Jokes More Fin Jokes

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

Herre Jokes More Herre Jokes

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin