What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Squid Jokes More Squid Jokes

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

Fin Jokes More Fin Jokes

What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

Herre Jokes More Herre Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.