What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Squid Jokes More Squid Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Fin Jokes More Fin Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

Herre Jokes More Herre Jokes

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin