What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune