What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

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What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket