What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while