What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket