What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket