Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D