Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.