Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.