Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.