Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.