Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.