Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.