Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

ereptile dysfunction

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.