Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

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Oh no, my ice cracked!

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

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Yeasty I'll show myself out

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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A bad gambler

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

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To the airport please

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.