Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.