Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.