Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

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Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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Because he was going *to fast*!

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Possession within tent

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She sat on it.

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Yeasty I'll show myself out

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A dollar

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I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "