Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty I'll show myself out

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

Knicker Jokes More Knicker Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "