She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because they are always losing pounds.
About three pounds, including the urn.
Because no one wants them.
About fifty pounds
By the Pound!
The UK National Lottery!
Pound an alarm
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
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A bad gambler
Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.
Brexit
Leave EU.
It was raining cats and dogs
Exit the European Union.
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
A humburger.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Here Kitty kitty kitty' !
Pounds
Leave the EU.
A dollar
Bette-lou a few pounds !
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
by the pound.
A: About fifty pounds.
They both lose pounds really fast.
Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
One Direction.
A Navigator
A. Telling you his real name.
Tyrannosaurus Ex
Elron Hubbard
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
He got cancelled.
Because it didn't happen in 7/11
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.
