She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because they are always losing pounds.
About three pounds, including the urn.
Because no one wants them.
About fifty pounds
By the Pound!
The UK National Lottery!
Pound an alarm
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
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A bad gambler
Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.
Brexit
Leave EU.
It was raining cats and dogs
Exit the European Union.
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
A humburger.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Here Kitty kitty kitty' !
Pounds
Leave the EU.
A dollar
Bette-lou a few pounds !
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
by the pound.
A: About fifty pounds.
They both lose pounds really fast.
Yellow labs
He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
Because he who did the rhyme did the crime
It was selling coke.
He got the cold shoulder.
An Algo-rhythm.
Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.
Look at all that ash...
The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
I was just following odors."
All the coats are on the bed!
Turkey"
Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe
She wanted a big wedding.
