She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because they are always losing pounds.
About three pounds, including the urn.
Because no one wants them.
About fifty pounds
By the Pound!
The UK National Lottery!
Pound an alarm
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
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A bad gambler
Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.
Brexit
Leave EU.
It was raining cats and dogs
Exit the European Union.
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
A humburger.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Here Kitty kitty kitty' !
Pounds
Leave the EU.
A dollar
Bette-lou a few pounds !
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
by the pound.
A: About fifty pounds.
They both lose pounds really fast.
Flip it over
A half-ton pickup.
He went to Jared
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He thought it was Coke!
The Chicago Blackhawks
Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.
Paints the town red
Burn a question mark on their front lawn.
Possession.
It was a Regal
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
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A: Because she had no guts!
A: Because it had no guts.
