She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because they are always losing pounds.
About three pounds, including the urn.
Because no one wants them.
About fifty pounds
By the Pound!
The UK National Lottery!
Pound an alarm
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
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A bad gambler
Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.
Brexit
Leave EU.
It was raining cats and dogs
Exit the European Union.
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
A humburger.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Here Kitty kitty kitty' !
Pounds
Leave the EU.
A dollar
Bette-lou a few pounds !
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
by the pound.
A: About fifty pounds.
They both lose pounds really fast.
A conundrum
Cause Paracetamol
The mall is hiring new Santas.
A flat minor
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
they cowmmute.
High Street, of course.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
He was hit by a buss
Drop him a line.
It was obvious he was kidding.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
