She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because they are always losing pounds.
About three pounds, including the urn.
Because no one wants them.
About fifty pounds
By the Pound!
The UK National Lottery!
Pound an alarm
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
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A bad gambler
Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.
Brexit
Leave EU.
It was raining cats and dogs
Exit the European Union.
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
A humburger.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Here Kitty kitty kitty' !
Pounds
Leave the EU.
A dollar
Bette-lou a few pounds !
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
by the pound.
A: About fifty pounds.
They both lose pounds really fast.
YOU'RE MOM.
Tell him a joke when he's a baby !
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
Pecan, typically.
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
A half-ton pickup.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
Because they're both roasted
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
follow the Fresh Prints!
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"
There were too many fowls.
He didn't want to be called chicken
