She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because they are always losing pounds.
About three pounds, including the urn.
Because no one wants them.
About fifty pounds
By the Pound!
The UK National Lottery!
Pound an alarm
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
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A bad gambler
Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.
Brexit
Leave EU.
It was raining cats and dogs
Exit the European Union.
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
A humburger.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Here Kitty kitty kitty' !
Pounds
Leave the EU.
A dollar
Bette-lou a few pounds !
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
by the pound.
A: About fifty pounds.
They both lose pounds really fast.
None, they arrest the room because it's black.
for disturbing the peas!
Cause he didn't chip in!
It wasn't his fault.
On Whale Weigh Scales.
At a whale weigh station
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
Buck-teeth!
She wanted a big wedding.
Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe
He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Where my knickers at "
