What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

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What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

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What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

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What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)