What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Pecan Jokes More Pecan Jokes

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)