What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.