Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

China Jokes More China Jokes

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What is an archaeologist ?

Someone who's career is in ruins !

What does a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

United Nations Jokes More United Nations Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Breakup Jokes More Breakup Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.