Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

United Nations Jokes More United Nations Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Breakup Jokes More Breakup Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."