Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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That's no whey to go through life, son.

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Drops it like it's hot.

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The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

What does it mean....?

He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!

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ping pong.

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Caucasian

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They both died on Thanksgiving

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He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Russia.

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Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

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The G

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They both can ruin a neighborhood.

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It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

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Because they never leave a tip.

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I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Because they were tailor made for it.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.