Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

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The Turkey Club

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

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Slip and slide around.

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

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Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

United Nations Jokes More United Nations Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.