Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Previous Random Joke Next

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Seance Jokes More Seance Jokes

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side