Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

Seance Jokes More Seance Jokes

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.