Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Seance Jokes More Seance Jokes

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.