Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.