Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

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What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.