Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do you call people migrating to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners