Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

What do you call emigrates of Sweden?

Swedouts.