Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.