Finnish Line Jokes

Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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Time to get a new fence...

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