Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait