Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners