Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.