What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

American Jokes More American Jokes

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

What are you in the bathroom?

European

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Nationality Jokes More Nationality Jokes

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)