What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Why does the sad crab walk side ways?

Because he has nothing to look forward to

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

Christmas Light Jokes More Christmas Light Jokes

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.